I know they say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
...but what am I supposed to make when life hands me a giant shitstorm?
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- emerald_away
- This is my blog to chronicle a strange, frightening, and (hopefully) interesting time in my life. In September of 2008, I will be moving from Winnipeg, Canada to Dublin, Ireland to attend Saint Nicholas Montessori College Ireland to get my B.A. in Montessori Education. I love children and am very excited to be getting this degree and follow my dream to be a part of a Montessori classroom. However, anyone who knows me can tell you that I'm not particularly thrilled about having to move so far away to get it. Things that make me happy: my friends and family, my puppydog, babies, children, animals, food, wine, dancing, music, socializing, shopping, fashion, hot sunshiney summer days, the ocean, and everything about the 1950s
6 comments:
Make cowpies.
You're disgusting. But I have to admit, it made me smile. Thanks.
You're very welcome.
As Nigel often points out,you can count on me to take it to the gutter.
No, no, no, Elena. It's, "When life gives you lemons, you must clone them and make super lemons!"
Good old principal Scudworth.
Free bacon for Scudworths?? Why, I'm a Scudworth!!
That's not how you drag it into the gutter. This is how you drag it into the gutter...
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off!
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